What Is the Status of the Zombie Outbreak in Miami?

Question by AC: What is the status of the zombie outbreak in Miami?
I am sure by this point the attack victim has succumbed to the disease and has reanimated. Has he bitten anyone at the hospital? Has the hospital been locked down? Or was he taken to a military base for ‘treatment’? Has there been an explained spike in violence in Miami in the last week?

The rest of the country needs to know how long we have.

Please only answer if you have firsthand knowledge because I am sure the government is spreading rumors and misinformation to cover-up their involvement in the outbreak (i e, they are claiming that patient zero was high on ‘bath salts’ and not infected with an experimental biological weapon that gave him an insatiable desire to eat human flesh).

Best answer:

Answer by Hoekom Jy My Haat
Wasn’t that sick!?! He ATE the man’s face off. And the police had to shoot him in the head to make him stop.

They say it’s some kind of new LSD or other drug making the rounds that turns people crazy. That’s all we need, is Zombie LSD. The victim is still alive, but I hope (only half in jest) that they are keeping him in restraints, in case he “turns”.

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